a story of pants

hey readers, if you're out there!
sorry, it's been a while. truth is i spent most of february out with the flu, but today i return to the blog world!

today i went to walmart. no real intention of purchasing things in mind, but as i looked at clothes i realized that i could do well with a couple of pairs of shorts. now most of the time i buy shorts, i go on cheapness. which typically means thrift store, but this, this was a special day, i look for the cheapest pants, and say to myself, self, if i'm shopping for pants and random stuff, i should probably go cheap. well the cheapest pants at walmart are those with elastic wastebands, which some people might have issues with but i am not one of such peoople. my pant size is somewhere between 38-40. so i look at the 40-42 sized ones and they only had them in a whitish beige, and i am not a huge fan of whitish beige pants so i look at the 36-38 size ones, and they look like they could fit. so i try them on over the pants i'm currently wearing and they fit, so i buy them. later i shower and get dressed and then put the pants on. now the weirdest thing is the pants that are a size smaller than what i usually wear are still big on me.
and that is my tale of pants.