i'd feel bad

i'd feel bad about taking sooo long between posts, but i'm pretty sure no one reads this thing anyway.

i've realized recently that i am afraid of things that most people aren't and i probably shouldn't actually be afraid of. the biggest example i can think of is birds. i told someone this once and they were like "right because they could peck your eyes out" that is NOT why i am afraid of birds. fact: birds do not take baths. they splash in the water that sits out and gets other bird germs and such on them. a bird bath in the human world is basically sitting in a giant toilet bowl. but do birds care? no. they don't. now by no means do i consider myself a germaphobe but certain degrees of uncleanliness bothers me. this is not my main problem with birds, however, it does contribute to it. my problem with birds is that for them, everywhere (and anywhere) is a bathroom. they could be in a tree, or on a sidewalk, or a phone line, or in the air! the problem is they poo ANYWHERE. bird poo is full of diseases and it scares me.

crap, i just had a really good thought but now it is forgotten.
damn it. it's way gone. ehhh. it'll come back to me.

a story of pants

hey readers, if you're out there!
sorry, it's been a while. truth is i spent most of february out with the flu, but today i return to the blog world!

today i went to walmart. no real intention of purchasing things in mind, but as i looked at clothes i realized that i could do well with a couple of pairs of shorts. now most of the time i buy shorts, i go on cheapness. which typically means thrift store, but this, this was a special day, i look for the cheapest pants, and say to myself, self, if i'm shopping for pants and random stuff, i should probably go cheap. well the cheapest pants at walmart are those with elastic wastebands, which some people might have issues with but i am not one of such peoople. my pant size is somewhere between 38-40. so i look at the 40-42 sized ones and they only had them in a whitish beige, and i am not a huge fan of whitish beige pants so i look at the 36-38 size ones, and they look like they could fit. so i try them on over the pants i'm currently wearing and they fit, so i buy them. later i shower and get dressed and then put the pants on. now the weirdest thing is the pants that are a size smaller than what i usually wear are still big on me.
and that is my tale of pants.