i'd feel bad

i'd feel bad about taking sooo long between posts, but i'm pretty sure no one reads this thing anyway.

i've realized recently that i am afraid of things that most people aren't and i probably shouldn't actually be afraid of. the biggest example i can think of is birds. i told someone this once and they were like "right because they could peck your eyes out" that is NOT why i am afraid of birds. fact: birds do not take baths. they splash in the water that sits out and gets other bird germs and such on them. a bird bath in the human world is basically sitting in a giant toilet bowl. but do birds care? no. they don't. now by no means do i consider myself a germaphobe but certain degrees of uncleanliness bothers me. this is not my main problem with birds, however, it does contribute to it. my problem with birds is that for them, everywhere (and anywhere) is a bathroom. they could be in a tree, or on a sidewalk, or a phone line, or in the air! the problem is they poo ANYWHERE. bird poo is full of diseases and it scares me.

crap, i just had a really good thought but now it is forgotten.
damn it. it's way gone. ehhh. it'll come back to me.