watch your back, reality tv. . .

tribou is coming.

i've finally figured out how to take down reality tv.
it took me years of plotting, but i finally figured it out.

here's my plan. i'm going to go to whoever creates these mindless pieces of crap.
i'm going to get my own show.
and then, after a few episodes of winging it, to get their trust.
and then after a period i'd start writing scripts.
that's right, i would completely script an "unscripted" television show,
and then it would completely crumble the system, and then shift my endeavours to every other reality show.

watch your back reality tv.
watch your tiny evil, destructive, back. i'm coming.