Superbowl commercial scoreboard
The scale: Badass- Hit- OK – Miss – BT MISS- huh?
commercials were graded on like 3 or 4 criteria, all of which come out of my head. if i remember what i used it was a) whether or not i thought it was funny, b) if it made me want the product or 3) originality. it's pretty straight forward badass are the best, hits are pretty good, ok are good but not great misses are ones that aren't good. or great. BTmiss stands for big time miss which were the ones that sucked so bad i wanted to cry.
1. Miss- bud light. Fire breathing
2. Miss- audi
3. OK- diet pepsi max
4. BTmiss- salesgenie.com
5. Ok- bud light hidden bud light
6. Miss- underarmour
7. OK- bridgestone
8. Ok- Doritos
9. OK- wanted movie
10. Ok – g2
11. Ok- go daddy
12. Ok- dell
13. Hit- Fedex pigeons
14. Ok- cars.com
15. Ok- tide stain pen
16. Hit- Budweiser horses (rocky training)
17. HIT – IRON MAN (because it looks awesome)
18. Miss- corolla badgers
19. Hit- leather heads (looks cool)
20. BTmiss – garmin napoleon commercial
21. Miss- career builder heart
22. Ok- life water
23. Huh? – GMC never say never
24. Ok- bud light mencia
25. Ok- narnia
26. Ewwwww – planters
27. Hit – Dwayne wade cbarkley
28. Ok – pepsi timberlake
29. Weird not in a good way – Doritos rat
30. Hit- NFL get your story straight
31. HALFTIME- you can’t really go too far wrong with tom petty. Actually one of the better superbowl halftime performances of recent years. Besides he didn’t decide to try and play someone young and cool’s song, he stuck with his stuff which works. Good work tp.
32. Miss - ING- coffee
33. Good not great – cars.com
34. BT miss- sales genie.com pandas
35. Meh- shaq vitamin water jockey
36. Good not great- bud light wheel
37. lame- Icebreakers gum
38. miss- bridgestone
39. ok- career builder firefly wishing commercials
40. miss- lame ass Hyundai add
41. pretty cool looking – Disney pixar’s wall e
42. BT miss- etrade. Babies buying stocks Fggg
43. OK- BUD LIGHT flying (sorry caps lock)
44. Meh- Nfl ad-
45. Preaow- jack in the box
46. HELL YEAH!- good to see the cavemen back in their rightful position. 30 second spots. . .
47. Wtf? – sunsilk crazy hair commercial
48. Hit- Coca cola fighting balloons
49. Ok? – coca cola politicians commercial? I don’t know how to feel
50. Ok- Toyota suv commercial
51. Looks bad- the adam sandler hairdresser/secret agent movie
52. BT MISS- ANOTHER ETRADE BABY COMMERCIAL
53. Miss- taco bell
54. Miss- Gatorade and dog water commercial?
55. Haha- will Ferrell bud light
56. Lame- Hyundai genesis
57. Bad bad bad- moment of truth
58. Miss- victorias secret valentines day commercial
59. Bt miss- Amp commercial. . . just plain weird
60. Stupid fox- ben Roethlisberger American idol commercial
61. THE OUTCOME. Uggh, now for the next two weeks I have to hear about how the giants shocked the world . brady was bad, bellichick made a stupid call going for it on fourth and fourteen instead of taking the safer bet field goal. That could have saved it. Here’s the thing. The giants were good but the patriots were bad. I really would have rather seen players like bruschi and seau who have played so long and deserve it so much. But tonight upsets won over inspiration.
now for some awards.
the blades of glory award for "i liked it better when i saw it anchorman" goes to the will ferrell budlight commercial
the "if i hear one more word promoting this i might go blow up fox" award is actually a tie between american idol and the sarah connor chronicles
the jon bon jovi "wait wait wait what was that supposed to be selling me?" award actually goes to the gatorade commercial with the dog? and the water? i do not understand any part of it!
the lack of information "best looking movie trailer" award goes to IRON MAN. partly because it looks awesome, partly because the trailer uses the song iron man by black sabbath.
the ny mets "we use players who lose in the playoffs" awards goes to gatorade for it's awesome g2 commercial using derek jeter and peyton manning to sling their low cal, or whatever the deal is with g-2, gatorade
the furby "wait that's not a great concept" award goes to etrade for their commercials using babies to sling stocks.
the award for "commercial that seemed like it could have been good, but then in the end just really really sucked" goes to salesgenie.com. when i saw the cartoon stuff i got really really excited, but then. . . they just totally killed that dream.
and finally the pete rose "i can't believe everyone bought this" award goes to archie manning, for sucessfully secretly fixing the superbowl so that both of his sons can be superbowl champions. you may have everyone else fooled, but not me mr. manning, not me.
well, that's my superbowl summary. hope you enjoyed.
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