bacon spoon, or a pizza knife

helloes. i have decided that rather than say hello multiple times when i see multiple people i will just say helloes. that saves time and effort on my part. now if only the rest of the world were that simple.

today i've realized the true meaning of the american dream. many people think of large houses and yards and white picket fences when they hear "american" and "dream in the same sentence. however, that is just not the case. the real and true american dream is to be able to eat EVERYthing placed in front of you. food, silverware, plates, everything. this is why items such as the taco salad and tostadas and breadbowl soups are so popular. because we want to eat everything. i can imagine the thought process behind breadbowls.
(for imaginations sake please pretend that these people are construction workers sitting up on a high steel beam just having finished their lunch.)
guy one: "you done with your soup?"
guy 2: yeah, but i really wish i didn't have to carry around this bowl. how was your bread?
guy 1: well as you know i really only like the insides so now i'm stuck with this kind of bowl-like piece of bread.
guy 2: wait a minute. . . are you thinking what i'm thinking.

now, the american dream is not fully fulfilled at this point. because as of right now we still cannot eat the silverware we use to eat our food. if only someone could invent the bacon spoon.