chex quest, chickens, and chinese food.

god, does anyone else remember the game chex quest. it was a piece of crap game that came free in boxes of chex cereal. you were this space soldier fighting giant walking boogers, and your armor from the giant walking boogers was literally a sqauare of chex cereal. your first weapon was like a tazer spoon, followed by a tazer spork, which was more powerful than the spoontazer. and then you got guns that apparently melted boogers. hmmm. i didn't know one could melt boogers. this game was quite possibly the best game ever, except that i remember it being really really frustrating because when you found one of the guns it had like 3 shots to it and it took 3 shots to kill one of these booger aliens. but wait, wait wait. . . why on earth is a cereal clad warrior fighting giant boogers? i would think that if i were clad in a giant cereal piece i would be more concerned with the cereal, maybe that's just me though.

in the grand scale of things i think that birds are proof that god wanted some entertainment. because here's the thing about birds, they aren't smart. but they can fly. the coolest birds are the kind that you could be afraid of. chickens are pretty fun to watch.

i love chinese food, but i fear it does not share the same feelings for me. although the more i think of it it's like a tale of two places, one place i always walk out of feeling full and happy, but the other which will remain nameless but i will mention that it rhymes with "mina bar" the past two times i've eaten has made my stomach really sad. i'm a big fan of chinese food. i just wish it wasn't so expensive. i've realized that chinese buffets are inherently sketchy.